A herring man frae Paisley
Cam aw the way tae me
To see if I could keep his fish
Frae smellin', don't you see.
Says I, "My Man, I'll tell you
Wi-oot the slightest Chaff,
The way tae keep your fish frae smellin's
Cut their noses aff!"
Click here to see a crowded Pier Pavilion during a 1930s show.